Monday, May 23, 2016

Have An Awesome Day

Living on Earth is expensive, 
but it does include a free trip
around the sun every year. 

Birthdays are good for you; 
the more you have,
the longer you live. 

How long a minute is depends 
on what side of the bathroom 
door you're on. 

Ever notice that the people who 
are late are often much jollier 
than the people who have to 
wait for them? 

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't 
more people happy? 

Most of us go to our grave with 
our music still inside of us. 

If Walmart is lowering prices 
every day, how come nothing 
is free yet? 

You may be only one person 
in the world, but you may also 
be the world to one person. 

Some mistakes are too much 
fun to only make once. 

Don't cry because it's over; 
smile because it happened. 

We could learn a lot from crayons: 
some are sharp, 
some are pretty,
some are dull, 
some have weird names,
and all are different colors.... 
but they all have to learn to live
in the same box. 

Everything should be made as 
simple as possible,
but no simpler. 

A truly happy person is one 
who can enjoy the scenery 
on a detour. 

Happiness comes through 
doors you didn't even know 
you left open. 

Have an awesome day,
and know that someone 
has thought about you today!

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