Thursday, May 14, 2015

In A Perfect World

A person should feel as good at 50 as he did at 17
and he would actually be as smart at 50 as he
thought he was at 17. 
You could give away a baby bed
without getting pregnant. 

Forget-me-nots would stimulate
the memory. 

Doing what was good for you would
be what you enjoyed doing the most. 

Pro baseball players would complain about
teachers being paid contracts
worth millions of dollars. 

People always have good reasons
to be optimistic. 

You would never fumble, but if you did,
you would recover the ball yourself. 

The mail would always be early,
the check would always be in the mail,
and it would be written for more
than you expected. 
Potato chips might have calories,
but if you ate them with a dip,
the calories would be neutralized. 

If the guy from the government said to you,
"I'm here to help," not only would he mean it,
but also he'd do it. 

First impressions wouldn't count for nearly
as much as ultimate performance. 
Winning might be a nice thing,
but that would be about all. 

All people could expect to be accepted. 

Every once in a while at least, a kid who
always closed the door softly would be told,
"Go back and slam the door." 

Highway patrolmen would never be around when
you're running late, but would always be
at your side when a BMW blows past or
a Mac truck won't get off your bumper. 

The better food tasted, the less
calories it would have. 

Warranties would be for 13 months
and products would fail at 12. 

More would be accomplished by
governments when they spent more.

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